Glowing Schizobarometer
(Updated Daily) Schizopressure Readings
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NEWSCHIZOPOSTHERE
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lol, lmao even
don't call me stupid I only trust the facts I find on xolatile.top/chud/weather, please stop calling me gay
? Let me offer a personal example. Once upon a time, a man
│ ? offered to perform fellatio. I consented. Why not? I suppose
│ ? it is ironic that it was at the very moment that I found
│ ? another man’s mouth attempting to engage my penis that I
│ ? had this distinct epiphany: I am not a homosexual. While I
│ ? am not inclined towards homosexuality on a visceral,
│ ? instinctual level, I can nonetheless accept that pleasure is
│ ? pleasure on a physical, material level, regardless of whom or
│ ? what is stimulating it.
│ ? This is an illustration of how liberalism is based on
│ ? physicalism. From a more physical point of view, fellatio is
│ ? just stimulation of nerve cells, just as a clitoris is just a fold of
│ ? skin. The social level, with its traditional taboos, becomes
│ ? dissolved in the physical as provincial human prejudices
│ ? become relativized in light of the vaster physical universe.
│ ? Humans, as Copernicus discovered, are not the center of the
│ ? universe.
│ ? When two gay men have sex or when a woman becomes a
│ ? politician, no laws of physics are broken. These social
│ ? possibilities are physically possible. From a biological
│ ? perspective of genetic adaptation, however, homosexuality
│ ? defies the gene propagating function of sex, and women’s
│ ? careers tend to conflict with the biological priority of genetic
│ ? propagation and child raising.
Please stop calling me gay I touched a willy in high school once And it was just a little mistake So please stop calling me gay I swear I love vagina And I love to touch that pussy I kissed two girls before and it felt really good Because they were women and not men 'cause I'm not gay Penises are for faggots Penises are for gays Penises are disgusting So please stop calling me gay I love to have sex With women with big breasts I don't have sex with men 'cause if I did that would make me gay (Yeah) Please stop calling me gay Please stop calling me gay You are hurting my feelings Please stop calling me gay Let me make this clear cause I do not lick willys I went to summer camp and I touched a girl's boob 'cause I'm not gay See me licking that pussy It feels really good and it feels really gooshy I do not have proof but I swear I've touched a pussy I like to have sex with cunts I like to have sex with slits I like to have sex with coin slots Not fucking dicks If I had sex with a dick That would make your point valid But I love fucking that pussy And I'm not a faggot So please stop calling me gay So please stop calling me gay Please stop calling me gay Please stop calling me gay Please stop calling me gay I touched a willy in high school once And it was just a little mistake So please stop calling me gay
Testimonies
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My kids wouldn't shut up until I got them "frosted flakes" and turned on the schizopressure report at 9.39
first-nonmentally challenged staunch uppercase I internet arguer
susan i want my money so i will ramble about the schizoweather for six and a half years
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